Anways, next week I am going to visit my brother in Tallahassee. One thing I love about my brother is that he loves to shop. This has only been the case for the last 10 years or so, because as a child, he would magically come down with the "shopping sickness" everytime my mom and I, with him in tow, would set foot in the mall. Symptoms of the shopping sickness include:
- Upset stomach
- Sore throat
- Increased whineyness
- Lack of motivation
- Frequent urination
- Black jeans. Nice black jeans. I might have to spend a bit of money here, but I want some super well fitting, bootcut black jeans that I can wear in place of my semi-frumpy black dress pants. In the past, I have tried to bargain shop for said jeans, and they just end up ill-fitting and faded.
- Funky colored ankle boots. To spice up all my neutrals.
Here is a nice little photo of Brian and I from sometime last year.
And while I was parusing eBay, I stumbled upon this little number:
I don't know if it's the uber-natural looking whiskering, or the super classy dragon ass, but I think I need these jeans to live. Let's not forget that oh-so-flattering ultra low waist!
Yes. I fear you might die without those pants. I really really do. I feel like they will make you a better person.
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